Mullets are so in.

Wow.

Saw a poisonous snake yesterday on a bush walk. This snake was not nearly as poisonous as the haircuts I saw at the mall today. Apparently Australian men go to the barber and sit down for half a haircut then get up midway through, throw on some gel, shave a line in their head and go on their merry way.

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Anyway. Shmach bought me some rugby shorts so I can show off my milky thighs. I got some boardies too and MOM I got a wetsuit thing that blocks the sun so I don't have to worry about sunscreen at all.

The sushi train was unreal today too. Did you know they have those? You sit there and sushi rolls by and you pick it up and put it in your mouth hole. Any kind you want. Its a very American invention in Australia. I am proud of them inventing a way to take raw fish straight to the suck hole. Highly recommended by this guy.

The price of booze here is unreal too. And the roads are never straight. I might elaborate on these ideas later.

For now we are making a frozen pizza. And no, its not digorno. I was informed that frozen pizza is at a premium here. Sketchy. I need Jake to teach me some pizzatology so I can make some eatable foodstuffs while here.

Sydney harbor for fireworks and new years tomorrow night. Be jealous. Will post pictures.


Theodosius.